Thursday, August 9, 2012

flatulence.

These are my Lovey brothers.
Aaron he is the oldest and he may think he is the smartest, prettiest, coolest, but nahh, he is a dork like the rest of the family. He also likes to paint his nails, he told me that he thinks this color really brings out his eyes.

And this one is my other big brother Drew. He is such a "cutie" according to my sister-in- law chels, bless her heart. Yeah he's totally a 'cutie' ;) Drew and I totally rock at Tanks on the wii, because we herd them sheep! Thank goodness they are coming back to utah soon!! yay!

 So those are my 2 lil' brothers and you may be thinking why am I writing about them when I'm talking about farts?! Good question, but anyone who knows my brothers knows that they are the kings of farting, they do it all the time, when they sleep, when they eat, when they talk, pretty much whenever. And bean night is terrible at the Lords' house, they have to apologize in advance. Bless their wives, If I were Katie or Chles I would FORCE them to stop farting. But farting is just a part of them, and after a while you just have to enbrace it. Aaron and I play the "pull my finger" game, and it really makes me giggle, I do enjoy it and so does Air. So I found something that you guys should try out. It's call a 'FART BE GONE" Flatulence Deodorizer Pad, only $24.95, I think you should try it out! 
Anyways these are my precious brothers, and even though they fart a lot, I guess that's what boys are for, because I wouldn't replace them for anything. I've got my 2 awesome brothers, and because of all my married sisters, I've got 3 extra bonus brothers, who aren't as gross as these two. Thank goodness, at least we've got a few normal ones in the family. Well even though my brothers smell like nasty farts 99.9% of the time they are still my boys, and I love my best friends so much! Smell you later!

Monday, July 16, 2012

Carassius auratus

So while my sister was here we decided that it would be quite fun to go and get some goldfish. My first reation to this was that goldfish are a BIG responsibility, but I thought to myself I'm 16 and I think I am ready. Once we got to the pet store I had an over welling feeling of Motherhood, I needed those fish, they were my fish. So the pet store lady went over and got me 4 cute little fish. The pet store lady said that they might not last a long time. (Which should of been a sign) But I was too overjoyed I didn't even care. The car ride home was one of the scariest things of my life,  I Thought that my babies were going to die, I understand why parents are so scared when they drive home with their babies from the hospital. But  I knew that everything was going to be okay becauseI felt so much love for those Carassius auratus (goldfish for all the non-smart people that don't know what that world is.)
Anyways they came to their new home and we named them. Fatty Mcghie(yes mcghie was my old fat  math teacher). Ginger because he had a red hair. Tiger he looked like a little tiger. Eleanor just because Alli liked that name. So between the pet store and all four of their deaths was less than 24 hours. At first I thought that they were sleeping, until they all started to fall asleep.



So that was pretty depressing, and I was too grossed out to pour them in the toilet so they stayed in the tank for at least a day. Until my heartless father came in looked at the bowl and harshly threw then in the sink and then the worst part is he turned on the disposal. Let me tell you those 24 hours was the most life chaning day of my life. I was a mother to four perious fishes. Bless their little Carassius auratus hearts, and may you all rest in piece, well pieces.

Monday, June 25, 2012

WW3: Phase 1

Well this is my sister attempting to fight back, what a noob. http://jonnyandalli.blogspot.com/ And this was my first thought after reading her blog

HAHAHA what I joke, when I saw her blog I thought 'oh what a rookie.' But it's true she's not as nice as she seems. 

Oh yes Alli that is right I have little Miss Sophie, Boo-ya! What are you going to do now, while danging from the Ceiling? Oh yeah I would say that you are in a little bit of a pickle.



So try and fight back, I'll be waiting.. 

Friday, June 8, 2012

I love this boy.

Isn't he the cutest lil' boy you've ever seen?


                                   Can't you tell that he loves me as much as I LOVE him? 
Silly faces 
Kisses
giggles
Smiles  
I love my lil' jackson